Archive for May, 2007

Miscellanea

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

Just posting a few mildly interesting (to me at least) things as my brain continues to recover from the stress that was finals. Hopefully I’ll manage to pull out a good post between now and camp…

GO!

There’s still loadsa spaces on this year’s GO teams – including 5 in Faughan. Here’s a quote from a forthcoming edition of the Messenger (to celebrate 50 years of Campaigns & GO teams) to encourage anyone who’s free to think about applying:

God describes the church as His darling bride, the apple of His eye. If God has such a high view of the church where then do you think he wants us to focus our energies? … Why sign up for a GO Team? Why be involved in the life and ministry of your church? Because if you don’t you’re saying to God, ‘I don’t really care about your church’. You’re putting God’s most treasured possession on a par with your summer job in Tescos, or your two week vacation in Italy. Nothing wrong with these things in themselves, but if they overshadow your commitment to Christ be prepared to become lukewarm. You cannot and will not grow as a Christian sitting on a deck chair developing your tan (much better to develop it through door-to-door). Service to Christ is the practical outworking of saving faith.

(John George)

PHSI

I was given a free year’s membership of the Presbyterian Hysterical Society a while ago, due to being young. I think they’re hoping that I’ll go round promoting it, which I’m not really planning to, although here are a few interesting things they have:

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First up is the world’s smallest psalter!

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Beside my phone for size-comparison

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They also have a big collection of communion tokens, if you’re into that sort of thing, including Faughan, Airdrie and some lesser congregations.

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Faughan – has ‘RS’ on the back, possibly for ‘Reformed Society’

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Airdrie

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RP standard issue (still in use in some congregations apparently…)

Quote!

In commemoration of Daniel’s retirement from blogging, here’s a quote I came across recently. It’s from Joseph Boyse, a Presbyterian minister in Dublin who although theologically orthodox, was a non-subscriber (and wrote hymns!) so not exactly on the extreme right-wing of the denomination. It was written in 1694 in a pamphlet he wrote in response to one by William King, Bishop of Derry. Here, the Presbyterians are being reproached by a Bishop of all people for sitting during public prayer. Boyse replies:

As to this account, I shall only briefly subjoin that I am truly sorry there are so many that by sitting in public prayer have given some occasion for this censure of the Bishop’s. For thought I doubt not real infirmity is a just excuse for not standing; yet it is too probable that too many under that notion too far consult their ease; for standing is generally used by Dissenters in England, even in those places where many of the people go as far to their meetings. And for that passage alleged, 2 Sam. vii. 8, I do truly think there is some weight in what the Bishop has offered to render it probable that the word should be translated, David stayed or abode. And certainly so many plainer and more numerous examples of kneeling or standing are to be rather imitated by us, than this doubtful one if sitting. So that for such as use this slothful posture without real necessity, to indulge their east, I cannot excuse them from irreverence in it, and hope they will not persist in a practice so offensive to their brethren elsewhere, and disliked by their pastors. And methinks they should be sensible of the indecency of it, if they consider that they themselves universally kneel or stand in closet and family prayer, and it is unaccountable why they should not as universally do it in public prayer, where their bodily strength will permit. But then I must add, as to his Lordship, that as he has no reason to reproach the Dissenters in general with the unseemly practice, so, since the ministers in the North have so faithfully declared to their people their dislike of it, they can no more justly be upbraided with it, than the conforming clergy with all that toying and trifling, and that more open irreverence, that is too common in many parish churches, and much more in the cathedrals.

Works (London, 1728), ii, pp 98-99.

Messenger

Right you don’t even need to read this bit, but seeing someone took it on themselves to edit my Messenger article I feel the need to post what I actually wrote just in case some people from the historical committee come after me. The part about how long we’ve been vacant should read ‘our longest gap without a minister for 204 years’. The way they have it in the magazine makes it look like (i) It’s our longest gap without a minister ever. That record is still standing, and at 10 years hopefully it’ll never be broken. (ii) We’ve only been about for a mere 204 years like some crowd of upstarts :-P
It’s a very minor point of course but as (nearly) history graduate I can’t be letting such misquotes go!

Western Presbytery Football Tournament

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007

It was Stranorlar’s turn to hold this month’s Western Presbytery youth event and thanks to a bid of out-of-the-box thinking from Cromie Robert (and overcoming opposition from an ‘unnamed gender’!) it took the form of a football tournament at Finn Valley Athletic Club. After having just watched two of the worst matches ever (Stute v Rangers Legends & the FA Cup Final), it was definitely the best footballing action of last weekend.

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The Stranorlar team

It was 5-a-side, and on cool synthetic grass-stuff rather than rubbishy astroturf. 15 minute matches. By merit of being there early, we took on the hosts in the first encounter. During the ‘warm up’ I had been pulling off some great diving saves, and with Graham carrying some sort of injury that made him not able to move much, I decided I’d start in nets. This started looking like a mistake when Joel Cromie ran straight through to score in the opening seconds, and then – worse – a girl managed to score past me. So I promptly moved outfield and let Graham do nets, and we got it back to 2-2, then 3-2, then they pegged it back to 3-3, then we took the lead and they equalised again, but with the last kick of the game Andrew Morrison kept his head to give us the lead for the 3rd time, and the first Faughan footballing venture since me and James and ‘Faughan FC’ had recorded their first win.

Our next match, against ‘Bready’ (3 Bready-ites) was not as successful, but it was never going to be as they had Mr. Skills. We lost 6-2. Then we played Convoy (runners up in the summer of course) and cruised to a win by the same scoreline, and were even kind enough to let Rosie score past us. Also, I refereed Stranorlar v. Convoy and gave a penalty against Chip – a personal highlight. The only place Chip’s Challenges are allowed is at camp. Aha!

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Us

Our final league match was against Limavady. At this stage we were informed that the top two teams would be in a play-off to decide the overall winner. Limavady had managed to draw with Bready, but had earlier drawn with Stranorlar, so that meant that all we needed to get into the final was a draw.

The resulting performance was undoubtedly our best of the night. Graham playing gainly through injury in nets, Peter basically sole defender, and stopping basically anybody getting past him, John being our best player, and Andrew probably top goalscorer. We got a few goals ahead, and then they got back to within one, and I accidentally kicked the ball over the big massive fence into the next pitch. Then, straight from the kick off, as teams had been trying to do all night, Andrew passed to me and I hit it and it went right in the corner. Great! In the end we won by about 3 goals. Also, I’m not sure which match it was but we did a Healy v. Spain freekick technique as I shaped to shoot from an impossible angle but pulled it back to the unmarked John in the middle who scored. Except it was better than Healy’s because we hadn’t even discussed it never mind practiced it – same wavelength!

Then it was straight into the final against Bready, but this proved a bridge too far. Another screamer from John gave us the lead soon before half-time, but we couldn’t hold it to the break as Mr. Skills scored twice in quick succession to leave it at 2-1 to Bready. In the second half we scored again, but they scored twice, and we weren’t getting any joy at the other end past Willy T or Jonny Blair and Mr. Skills kept popping up over the place so we finished second overall.

The final league table was: (Cromie probably has goal difference if anybody really cares!)

Bready – 10
Faughan – 9
Limavady – 5
Stranorlar – 4
Convoy – 0

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Visionary

Then it was back to the church hall for supper and an epilogue – overall an absolutely fantastic night, hopefully to be repeated soon. Also Phil raised the idea of a day playing a Presbyery competition – XI from each Presbyery. Not as outrageous a suggestion as the ministers match anyway – which happened!

FAUGHAN: G Fallows, P Fallows, J Fallows, A Morrison, S Steele

Renwick Awards Night – Part 2

Thursday, May 17th, 2007

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Rachel, Daphne, Lizzie

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Stevie and McKelvo

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The Renwick Girls

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Lizzie, Daphne and Deborah

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Pie, Jonny, Stevie

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Fiona, Naomi, Pam

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Rosary and Beulah

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Lindsay and Amy

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Andy C and Strob

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Rosie, Abigail, Claire

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Me an Walker

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Deborah, Debbie, Lindsay

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The Lads

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Belulah

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Fiona, Pam, Amy

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Naomi and Lizzy

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Gingers!

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Lindsay, Amy, Fiona

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Don’t quite know what’s going on there!

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Heretics

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Dudes

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We were all thinking that…

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Rachel and Deborah

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Everyone!

Renwick Football Awards Dinner

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

The Renwick Football Awards Night took place on Tuesday 1st May. Here are some photos, I didn’t even have time to do captions! In Puritanism Today style I think I’ll spread this over 2 posts. First, the awards:

Most appearances – “Every minute, every game” – Mark

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Note the shining light coming out of him

One game wonder – Pete

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Worst excuse for missing a game – Strob – Careers Fair – “Have more faith and pray about it”

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Sportsmanship award – Phil – “For keeping goalkeepers fit and keeping matches close”

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Howler of the year
1 – Mark – Falling over v. BBC
2 – Steelo – Penalty miss which would’ve sealed hat-trick v. VCFC
3 – Phil – Shooting/timewasting v. Union

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Hardest player
“Neil Ruddock Award for Player Most Likely to Break Opponents Legs”
1 – Walker
2 – Strob
3 = Joel and Simon

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Worst ref
“Uriah Rennie Award for Refereeing Endeavour”
1 – Jonny v. Derryvolgie
2 – Steelo v. BBC 1st game
3 – Stevie v. C of I 2nd game

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Fans’ Flashest Player/David Beckham Award/Biggest Ponce
1 – Phil
2 – AJ
3 = Simon/Mark

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Leading goalscorer – AJ (20)
2 – Steelo – 12
3 – Phil – 8
4 – Mark – 5

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Unsung hero(es)
1 = Walker and Joel
3 = Strob/Jonny/Conor/Mark

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Most improved
1 – Jonny
2 – Strob
3 – Simon

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Pete reads Jonny’s certificate out to him (predictable I know)

Fans’ player of the year
1 – Simon
2 – Phil

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Never in doubt

Goal of the season
1 – AJ v. T&M 2nd game – “Smashed in off bar, equaliser in final”
2 – Strob v. Derry City – “Run down the wing from centre back and dummied to cross”
3 – Stevie v. Ministers – “30 yard strike rising into top corner”

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Fan of the year – Daphne

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PLAYER OF THE YEAR
1 – Strob
2 – Simon
3 – AJ

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