Law Society 5 Renwick 2
Renwick suffered their second successive Belfast Mini League defeat this afternoon at a very bumpy Ozone, going down 5-2 to a better side, although one who were somewhat flattered by the scoreline. Renwick started pretty well, however the Lawyers took the lead after a clearance from David Walker, centre back in the absence of Strob (who was away in search of a career – what a way to waste an afternoon!), only got as far as a Law player who smashed it through Piemonger’s legs into the net. They soon added to their lead as one of their strikers skipped around a few of our defenders before firing a low shot into the net. However, despite the scoreline the game had been fairly even, with us having a few half-chances at the other end, most of them falling to me. At 0-2 the next goal would be crucial, and it came to Renwick as Simon ‘Duracell Bunny’ Curry hit in a high cross-shot which a Law Society defender couldn’t resist jumping and flicking over his keeper into the net, but we’ll give the goal to Simon. Then with about 5 minutes left before half-time, O Come All Ye Faith-Phil! Phil! Phil! brought the ball into their box and fired past the keeper to score a great goal which he dedicated to Beulah since it was her birthday last week. So we were right back in it, but less than 2 minutes later we were behind again after one of them let fly from 25+ yards giving Joel no chance. Not what a dude needs when he’s having treatment for gambling and alcohol problems.
The Real Andy Currie had turned up before the match with shiny new football boots, so at half-time AJ hauled Steelo (ok I’ll try not and cause another nation-wide investigation by reverting to the 3rd person) off to give him a chance to try them out. However, despite some nice football, Renwick went further behind when a header from corner looped over everyone, even Jonny, and landed in the net. With 20 minutes left and needing 2 goals, Renwick brought on their leading scorer again as we tried to chase the game. However our formation had gone all over the place and we didn’t have any clear-cut chances, AJ going closest with a free kick which left the Law keeper scrambling to push it round the post. With about 85 minutes played, as we pushed men forward, they rather predictably got a fifth, the last action of note on a miserable afternoon for a hard-working Renwick side.
However next week is the big one against the Covenant Breakers of Derryvolgie (PCI chaplaincy), which will be followed the next week by a game of ‘who can break Matt first’. Onwards and Upwards!
RENWICK: Joel, Piemonger (r: AJ, 80), Walker, Stevie, Jonny, Phil, Conor, Mark, Simon, AJ (r: me, 70), me (Andy Currie, ht)
(Photos will follow if and when Rosie finds the time in her busy life to send some across.)
November 23rd, 2006 at 3:04 am
all this slagging dont make me wanna go much faster. ( i also may have misplaced my camera
November 23rd, 2006 at 10:14 am
We still havn’t scored with Steelo of the pitch. Its no coincidence. Lets stop subbing him off at half time.
November 23rd, 2006 at 10:16 am
Thought the back four we’re very good, after a shaky opening 15-20min.
Rumours that Phil had a ginger wig down his shorts to use in his celebration for Beluah arn’t true.
November 23rd, 2006 at 2:34 pm
Two things. With reference to the wig rumours, I certainly did not have a ginger wig hidden anywhere. Secondly, GET BACK TO YOUR HEATER ROSEMARY
November 23rd, 2006 at 3:05 pm
Steelo ‘of’ the pitch; is that like Robin ‘of’ Locksley, Phantom ‘of’ the opera etc?
November 23rd, 2006 at 3:47 pm
My hero! thanks guys
November 23rd, 2006 at 11:53 pm
losing is nothing to do with opposition being a better “team”? theres definitly something missing. so whats it like playin 90minutes + injury time? i think a second goalkeeper would be vital.
November 24th, 2006 at 3:41 am
phil what is your obsession with me and the heater!
November 24th, 2006 at 11:28 am
I think one keeper is more than enough boB. I dislike what your inferring there.
November 24th, 2006 at 11:36 am
However, if Renwick could sign former Rangers goalkeeper Andy Goram they would have two goalkeepers – Goram was once diagnosed with mild schizophrenia.
Quote Celtic fans:
“There’s only two Andy Gorams,
twwwwoooo Andy Gooooraaams.
There’s only two Andy Gorams….”
November 24th, 2006 at 12:01 pm
I think the question is, what is YOUR obsession with the heater Rosemary. I think we need to have a team conference to work out how to become winners again. Who wants to be losers, especially to a bunch of lawyers. I have to work with these people…
November 24th, 2006 at 12:12 pm
I second the team conference idea. Who wants to support a bunch of losers.
November 26th, 2006 at 11:23 pm
No one’s making you support anybody Rosemary. I refer to my previous suggestion.
November 27th, 2006 at 3:49 pm
Sounds like a change in managment and coaching staff is needed. I would recommend getting Alan of Monkstown under contract. Bright future for this young potential coach!!
November 28th, 2006 at 8:45 am
Never mind coaching, Blackwell is a student and therefore should be getting selected for the team!!
November 29th, 2006 at 3:36 pm
what is your email irish man?