Law Society 5 Renwick 2

Renwick suffered their second successive Belfast Mini League defeat this afternoon at a very bumpy Ozone, going down 5-2 to a better side, although one who were somewhat flattered by the scoreline. Renwick started pretty well, however the Lawyers took the lead after a clearance from David Walker, centre back in the absence of Strob (who was away in search of a career – what a way to waste an afternoon!), only got as far as a Law player who smashed it through Piemonger’s legs into the net. They soon added to their lead as one of their strikers skipped around a few of our defenders before firing a low shot into the net. However, despite the scoreline the game had been fairly even, with us having a few half-chances at the other end, most of them falling to me. At 0-2 the next goal would be crucial, and it came to Renwick as Simon ‘Duracell Bunny’ Curry hit in a high cross-shot which a Law Society defender couldn’t resist jumping and flicking over his keeper into the net, but we’ll give the goal to Simon. Then with about 5 minutes left before half-time, O Come All Ye Faith-Phil! Phil! Phil! brought the ball into their box and fired past the keeper to score a great goal which he dedicated to Beulah since it was her birthday last week. So we were right back in it, but less than 2 minutes later we were behind again after one of them let fly from 25+ yards giving Joel no chance. Not what a dude needs when he’s having treatment for gambling and alcohol problems.

The Real Andy Currie had turned up before the match with shiny new football boots, so at half-time AJ hauled Steelo (ok I’ll try not and cause another nation-wide investigation by reverting to the 3rd person) off to give him a chance to try them out. However, despite some nice football, Renwick went further behind when a header from corner looped over everyone, even Jonny, and landed in the net. With 20 minutes left and needing 2 goals, Renwick brought on their leading scorer again as we tried to chase the game. However our formation had gone all over the place and we didn’t have any clear-cut chances, AJ going closest with a free kick which left the Law keeper scrambling to push it round the post. With about 85 minutes played, as we pushed men forward, they rather predictably got a fifth, the last action of note on a miserable afternoon for a hard-working Renwick side.

However next week is the big one against the Covenant Breakers of Derryvolgie (PCI chaplaincy), which will be followed the next week by a game of ‘who can break Matt first’. Onwards and Upwards!

RENWICK: Joel, Piemonger (r: AJ, 80), Walker, Stevie, Jonny, Phil, Conor, Mark, Simon, AJ (r: me, 70), me (Andy Currie, ht)

(Photos will follow if and when Rosie finds the time in her busy life to send some across.)

16 Responses to “Law Society 5 Renwick 2”

  1. Rosie Says:

    all this slagging dont make me wanna go much faster. ( i also may have misplaced my camera

  2. Royston Says:

    We still havn’t scored with Steelo of the pitch. Its no coincidence. Lets stop subbing him off at half time.

  3. Royston Says:

    Thought the back four we’re very good, after a shaky opening 15-20min.
    Rumours that Phil had a ginger wig down his shorts to use in his celebration for Beluah arn’t true.

  4. Philip Says:

    Two things. With reference to the wig rumours, I certainly did not have a ginger wig hidden anywhere. Secondly, GET BACK TO YOUR HEATER ROSEMARY

  5. Philip Says:

    Steelo ‘of’ the pitch; is that like Robin ‘of’ Locksley, Phantom ‘of’ the opera etc?

  6. Beulah Says:

    My hero! thanks guys

  7. boB Says:

    losing is nothing to do with opposition being a better “team”? theres definitly something missing. so whats it like playin 90minutes + injury time? i think a second goalkeeper would be vital.

  8. Rosie Says:

    phil what is your obsession with me and the heater!

  9. Joel Says:

    I think one keeper is more than enough boB. I dislike what your inferring there.

  10. Joel 'of Monkstown' Says:

    However, if Renwick could sign former Rangers goalkeeper Andy Goram they would have two goalkeepers – Goram was once diagnosed with mild schizophrenia.

    Quote Celtic fans:
    “There’s only two Andy Gorams,
    twwwwoooo Andy Gooooraaams.
    There’s only two Andy Gorams….”

  11. Philip Says:

    I think the question is, what is YOUR obsession with the heater Rosemary. I think we need to have a team conference to work out how to become winners again. Who wants to be losers, especially to a bunch of lawyers. I have to work with these people…

  12. Rosie Says:

    I second the team conference idea. Who wants to support a bunch of losers.

  13. Philip Says:

    No one’s making you support anybody Rosemary. I refer to my previous suggestion.

  14. Philip 'not of' Renwick Says:

    Sounds like a change in managment and coaching staff is needed. I would recommend getting Alan of Monkstown under contract. Bright future for this young potential coach!!

  15. Peter Says:

    Never mind coaching, Blackwell is a student and therefore should be getting selected for the team!!

  16. Robbie Says:

    what is your email irish man?